The best collection of our favorite Christmas jokes share or send with your friends, family members or special person. Here you will find a wide cool santa jokes and christmas jokes for you to enjoy, use, and forward.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
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Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
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-Knock knock
*Who's there?
-Mary!
*Mary who?
-Merry Christmas
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chris!
Chris who?
Christmas!!!!
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The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
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How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A B C D E F G...
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
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